I'm about to start hiding my shampoo from my boyfriend.
By @karayy · Relationships
He keeps using my extremely expensive, color-treatment shampoo. He has a buzz cut.
The full story
Let me set the scene. I buy the good stuff — the $40-a-bottle, keratin-infused, unicorn-tear magic specifically for my color-treated hair. My boyfriend, who I love dearly, has approximately half an inch of hair on his entire head. I just walked into the bathroom to see him using a fistful of my precious pink goo on his scalp. A FISTFUL. My bottle feels noticeably lighter. This is a crime scene. Is it too petty to put it in a lockbox?
How people voted
- On their side — 33% (9 votes)
- Both sides — 41% (11 votes)
- Other side — 26% (7 votes)
Readers are split: “Both sides” leads with 41% — 27 votes and 5 comments so far.
What people are saying
@sam — Couldn't you just get him his own bottle of whatever?
@oookay — lmaoooo
@wesyk — soft.
@zaneactually — get the lockbox and fill a decoy bottle with glue
@jordan — The man has a buzzcut to maintain. It requires the best.
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