I thought getting a tattoo for a dare would be a good story.
By @liamsorta · Friends
Now I have a tiny, poorly-drawn cartoon hotdog on my ankle. My friends who dared me to do it are crying laughing, but I'm not sure how my mom is going to react.
The full story
ok so i was at my friend's apartment last night and we were just being dumb and drinking and someone brought up those like, diy tattoo guns you can get online. and my friend had one. obviously a terrible idea. we made a bet that if i let him give me a tattoo of a hotdog (long story lol) he'd pay for my chipotle for a month. i thought it would be a funny little dot of a tattoo but ngl it's bigger than i expected and it is... not executed well. it looks more like a sad brown slug wearing a hard hat. i keep looking at it and just bursting out laughing. it's so stupid. how do i explain this to my parents.
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