I think I got way too invested in Olympic speed walking.
By @nialiterally · Sports
I was watching the Olympics with friends and got so into the speed walking final I was screaming at the TV like it was the World Cup. Now they're saying I killed the vibe and want to ban me from watching 'niche sports' with them.
The full story
It's the Olympics, the athletic peak of human achievement, right? We were all hanging out watching, and the speed walking final came on. I don't know what happened, something just clicked. The drama, the technique, the little red cards for losing form! Before I knew it, I was on my feet, shouting about hip rotation and bent knees. It was the final lap! My boy was about to get disqualified! I was just being passionate. My friends just stared at me. Apparently it wasn't the 'chill hangout' they'd envisioned. I think my screaming analysis of a guy power-walking was a little much for them. They're joking that I'm not allowed to watch anything but mainstream sports with them anymore. I say they're missing out on true athletic greatness.
How people voted
- Facts — 36% (42 votes)
- Depends — 36% (42 votes)
- No Way — 28% (32 votes)
Readers are split: “Facts” leads with 36% — 116 votes and 5 comments so far.
What people are saying
@jaredish — nah your friends are boring you should get even more into it just to mess with them
@stillthinking — Absolutely agree! Don't let anyone make you feel weird for being passionate about something. They're the ones missing out.
@nellieok — This was me with curling during the last winter olympics lol. my friends still make fun of me for yelling about 'the hammer'.
@jess — I feel like 'screaming at the TV' might be downplaying how genuinely annoying you were in that moment.
@yarakindof — Your friends want a social gathering, you wanted a sporting event; it's a classic vibe mismatch.
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